Sausage Egg and Cheese Sandwiches

Little known fact, if the sausage is called “breakfast sausage” the FDA says companies can put organs in it. If the sausage is called “premium pork sausage,” the FDA says companies can not. Wait, is the FDA working right now?

Make 3 brown n’ serve rolls (13¢) separately.

Get out a frying pan. You can probably do this on aluminum foil if you don’t have a pan.

Put it on the oven at low to medium heat.

Per serving:

Put in a (optional) 1/8 stick of butter (10¢)

Put in three (optionally-premium) pork sausage patties (94¢).

Cook until done.

Put in 1 egg. (17¢)

Put on a slice of cheese (MERICA! 25¢) after flipping the egg.

Cook until done.

Serve it on rolls.

$1.59 per person with all options included. $1 even if you’re ok with eating organs and other stuff considered “byproducts!” The Brown n’ Serve Rolls really put this one over the top!